Sktwt Attorney

Sktwt Attorney, also known as Gary Goldstein, is the second citizen of Hatchtwtfield to have emerged. They were created on March 24, 2021 under the username @sktwtattorney in direct response to Sktwt Jail. Many citizens of sktwt were being jailed without a fair trial, so the attorney took ACTION!!

Gary has won every case they have ever had, notably freeing Eliza, Kaylie, and Stevie from wrongful imprisonment.

The evening of March 24, 2021, Melissa from CCRP technical proposed to the attorney, and they said yes! The wedding is rumored to be officiated by Jon Matteson himself.

On March 25, 2021, Gary decided to pursue an acting career, revealing that they majored in theatre. They are now starring in the original production of Lesbian Vampires by Alice Woodward, premiering soon at the Starlight Theatre.

The attorney’s true identity is unknown.